But let’s do a head count here: your brother the demi-god; a super soldier, a living legend who kind of lives up to the legend; a man with breath-taking anger management issues; and couple of master assassins.
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The Avengers Theme by Alan Silvestri
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Kim and Ron by naukira on Flickr.
Call me beep me.
It would have been awesome if they got someone to be Rufus, the naked molerat.
THIS IS THE ONE I KEEP TELLING EVERYONE ABOUT WITH THE ABSOLUTELY ADORABLE RON THAT I LOVE
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“We’re wearing women’s clothing… and not normal women’s clothing. Recyclable women’s clothing.” [x]
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GOOD AFTERNOON, MR. PEMBROOK. I HAVE THE INFORMATION YOU REQUESTED.
I FEARED FOR A MOMENT THAT I WOULD BE DISCOVERED WHEN MS. HOUGHTON COULDN’T FIND HER POST-IT NOTES, BUT WILLIAM TANNER FROM ACCOUNTS RECEIVABLE HAS A KEY TO THE SUPPLY CLOSET, WHICH IS ONLY THE BEGINNING OF YOUR WORRIES. THIS OFFICE IS CORRUPT, MR. PEMBROOK. I FEAR NO ONE IS INNOCENT.
PETTY THEFT, PERSONAL PHONE CALLS, INTERDEPARTMENTAL AFFAIRS (OF THE SEXUAL VARIETY) … THE LIST IS ENDLESS.
AND THE I.T. DEPARTMENT, MY GOD. THAT WHOLE FLOOR OF THE BUILDING SHOULD BE SEALED OFF AND BURNED WITH ALL EMPLOYEES INSIDE.
TAKE A SEAT, MR. PEMBROOK, WHILE I ORGANIZE MY NOTES. POUR YOURSELF A DRINK IF YOU WISH. WE ARE GOING TO BE HERE FOR QUITE SOME TIME.
NICK, IT’S A VINAIGRETTE. I’M NOT ASKING YOU TO TRY OUT FOR TOP CHEF HERE, BUT IF YOU CAN’T MAKE A SALAD DRESSING YOU MIGHT AS WELL BAN YOURSELF FROM THE KITCHEN.
JUST GRAB THE ZESTER AND THE SEA SALT AND I’LL WALK YOU THROUGH IT.
… TELL ME YOU HAVE A ZESTER.
PLEASE TELL ME YOU HAVE A ZESTER, NICK.
GET OUT OF THIS KITCHEN AND NEVER COME BACK.